Have you ever just silently tried to pass a little gas and got away with it? If so be glad you were not a fish. This is a draw back about being a fish that I believe Don Knotts did not take into account in the movie "The Incredible Mr. Limpit".
The worst case for me is when I am alone in my office on campus. I normally feel free to release my discomfort, but as luck would have it, a student often unexpectedly comes knocking at my door. I am sure they wonder why I leave my office to speak with them in the hallway rather than inviting them in.
Besides, I worry about global warming caused by that fish! Natural gas bubbles like those are usually warm ones and once released into the atmosphere can cause the polar ice sheets to melt! No wonder Gore bought the boat...to study fish farts!
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The worst case for me is when I am alone in my office on campus. I normally feel free to release my discomfort, but as luck would have it, a student often unexpectedly comes knocking at my door. I am sure they wonder why I leave my office to speak with them in the hallway rather than inviting them in.
When I fart in the water I only do it in the jacuzzi where you can mask the bubbles.
Those are a lot of bubbles for a fish that size, I should think that the poor thing must have sunk straight away to the bottom after that.
Besides, I worry about global warming caused by that fish! Natural gas bubbles like those are usually warm ones and once released into the atmosphere can cause the polar ice sheets to melt! No wonder Gore bought the boat...to study fish farts!
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