Everyone is asking about Finnigan Paul Wortham. Phill and Arianne had their baby on the 7th of November....That's right 7-11. Finnigan is now at home and is happy and very healthy. He is going to be the valadictorian and student body president in high school. He will then go on a mission and then attend college either at Harvard or Yale. He will be drafted in the first round to some NFL team where he will earn money to support his grandparents. He will marry a super model. He will become a movie star and a rock star. He will then run for and become the President of the United States. Following that he will become an astronaut and be the first man (and former President) to set foot on Mars. He will buy up land faster than Donald Trump or Ted Turner. Basically a normal run of the mill life. At age 6 days....not a bad resumé. Now you all know a little more about my grandson Finnigan. Kim
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That's too heavy of a resume for a sweet little baby. Start by the beginning: Where was he born?
Over achiever.
Uha....and where is the photo to go along with the resume?
I don't know how to post photos on this blog site...???? Kim
Alan helped me figure out the photo posting thing. Finnigan was born in Littleton, Colorado.
Littleton, an inauspicious name for such an amazing resume.
Congratulations to Phil, Arianne ( Phil's wife), Kim,&Amy. Finnigan is a beautiful baby. Glad everyone is happy and well.
Wow, great looking baby! Congrats to Phil and Arienne and of course the proud grandparents.
He is sooooo sweet and sooooo cute! I wish I could give him a little kiss on the cheek. He is beautiful. Again, congratulations to the parents and grandparents. we are very proud too.
Mom & Dad
Good luck with him turning out what you want. I named Lawrence after Lawrence Taylor (linebacker for the Giants)...turns out he has two bad knees and can't play sports much anymore. I named Rebecca because I thought it sounds nice and she could marry a rich lawyer to handle Lawrences' NFL contract...she married a musician (no offense to Russ....he is a great guy). I named Robert because I thought Dr. Robert Wortham sounded like a great name..."Dr. Robert Wortham, emergency room stat, Dr. Robert Wortham, emergency room stat!" but he is turning out to be a paratrooper who will prbably be NEEDING a doctor! Turns out...kids don't ever seem to be what we want them to be...except perfect kids, like mine!
Oh by the way...I don't think ANY Harvard or Yale players have EVER been drafted in the NFL...let alone in the first round!
He is beautiful, and with a name like Finnigan, he will always draw attention. Congratulations to Phillip and Arianne.
This is really Kim's joke, but they should have another boy and name him Finn again.
There actually have been first round draft picks to the NFL from Yale. Harvard has had various players drafted as high as the 5th round. That's what will make this kid so special is that he will do it against all odds.
Sounds a lot like his dad...real over achiever...a) high school mascot b) served 2 yr mission c) college graduate d) war vet e) Lt. Col US Army f) T-37 and T-38 fighter pilot g) trains foreign military combat tactics h) grandfather i) married high school sweet heart. Need I say more...all this by the ripe young age of 52.
Ah shucks, you make me blush... I still am striving to be as cool as you Brian and I know I have a looooong ways to go to get to that point.
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